In the realm of BG3, your first task is shaping your TAV, and that kicks off with picking a race. Unless you’re one of those Elf-lovers, the choice can be a bit of a head-scratcher. But fear not! Each race gets a chance to tout its virtues. Give a good listen to their spiel, and find the one that truly speaks to your desire to play!

This brief interactive video game serves as both a playful satire and a heartfelt homage to the extraordinary experience that is BG3. Utilizing screenshots, screen recordings, AI-generated content and animations, it endeavors to imagine the character creation dialogues of various playable species. It’s important to note that this experiment deliberately eschews political correctness and inclusivity, aiming for a lighthearted exploration of the stereotypes inherent in the Dungeons & Dragons universe. This endeavor is purely for entertainment purposes, and it’s advised not to take it seriously. It is an unfinished experience and new species and dialogues are added weekly.